Your Ultimate Guide to Not Going Broke
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At Kiss My Assets (KMA), we take the mystery (and misery) out of money. Forget boring lectures and judgmental financial jargon—we’re here to break it down fast, fun, and foolproof. Whether you’re dodging debt, stretching your paycheck, or just trying to make your bank account last longer than your weekend plans, we’ve got you covered.
Welcome to Clusterbuck, USA!
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where everyone's broke and making it weird.
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Based on real-life messes, this charming little town is full of citizens scrambling to escape financial chaos and make it to Kiss My Assetsville. You’ll smile through tales of post-grad fears, first-car challenges, and the thrilling horror of paying rent for the first time. Learn from their disasters so you can dodge your own.
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Spoiler: it’s way cheaper that way.
Kiss My Assets is your no-BS guide to financial adulting with your wallet intact. You’ll learn how to budget without crying, save without snoozing, and dodge debt like a financial ninja. From building credit to building an actual life (you know, with food and Wi-Fi), this book breaks down the boring money stuff and makes it make sense. Expect sarcasm, real talk, and survival tips for your first paycheck, apartment, and other sneaky money stuff. It’s everything your school didn’t teach you about money—minus the judgment plus a few spicy side-eyes.
The KMA Financial Stress Test isn’t your typical snoozefest quiz. This cheeky checkup dishes out kisses—yep, actual smooch points—for every smart money move you’ve made to plan for your future! Stack up the kisses, and you’re basically Beyoncé with a budget. But if you score low… well, it might be time for a financial face mask and a deep breath. Take the test, count your kisses, and find out if your wallet needs a hug or a full-on intervention.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?
Stories That Make Finance Fun – Learn from the lovable citizens of Clusterbuck and their financial misadventures. Laugh, cringe, and walk away with real-life money smarts that’ll keep you from making the same mistakes.
Budget Hacks That Don’t Suck – Budgeting doesn’t mean giving up fun—it means knowing where your money actually goes (hint: it’s not magic). We’ll show you how to master your money without sacrificing your social life.
Fast-Action Financial Tools – No fluff, no filler—just simple, powerful tools to set up financial goals and actually achieve them. Want to save for a trip? Crush your student loans? Build a financial safety net? We’ll help you get there without sucking the joy out of life.
